October 22, 2005
LOCATION: Chelsea Gardens
R.A: Don't Have A Shit Yet.
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT: Alan Clarke & Wayne Scott
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Priscilla & Stephen Babb for interrupting jury proceedings.
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING: Dr. Beckles & Quinda for stealing limes (and not sharing them out!)
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING: Chris Peachment for offering Michelle a piggy back ride. Michelle for accepting the ride, but bellyaching about doing it from in front.
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING: Jean-Claude & James Elliot; James for not telling the RA as promised when he was going to begin heading back to base.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Rob Bateson, Ian Worrell & Damian. Not enough beach, no hills, toilet too clean.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS:
(7) NO POOFTERS: Miha Krumpak for wearing a body fitting outfit that made him look a little `girlie'. Mike Rogers for asking a woman to move out of his way so that he could see said man in green teddy.
(8) NO TROLLOPS: Margaret Foster for blowing Rene's horn and telling Doctoroff about his wood.
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION:
(10) HASH HERESY:
(11) HASH HOG:
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: Alan Grannum was only seen at the beginning and the end, believed he stayed at the Hilton until he thought we were back.
(13) HASH SHIT: Mark Doctoroff smoking out the jurors. Roger Hart making his `Hoppa' wife take him to the loo.
(14) DESERTION AWARDS: Rob Bateson, deserting us as a hare having decided to go down under. Last run as a hare.
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS: Pauline Griffith 50, Michelle Greene 50 Brian `Soft Balls' 350.
(16) VIRGINS: Fritz Von Rundstedt and Oyvin Leclercq. Welcome to the Barbados Hash!
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD:
