October 29, 2005
LOCATION: Windsor Plantation
R.A: IAN WORRELL
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT: Alan Clarke & Wayne Scott
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: J.C. Gourgon for sitting on the podium. As an ex HM you should know better!
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING: Avril & Melanie were reported to have been trying to steal Chris's motorbike.
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING:
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING: Michelle Greene because she was!
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Marilyn Cooper & Chris Peachment. Not enough darkness. Not disabled person friendly site. Lotta had a long limp up steps & hill to get to the bar. Too short, no mud, not enough water, no gullies, and a quarry? Sheesh!
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS:
(7) NO POOFTERS: The English guy with babe in arms. Seemed to be having an ectopic pregnancy!
(8) NO TROLLOPS: Marilyn Cooper for taking money from strangers. Michelle Greene for wearing some strange looking Halloween tights which had been ripped off to her knees.
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Drew & George Matthews for talking with a funny Gaelic accent.
(10) HASH HERESY: Alan Grannum for having his birthday on a hash day.
(11) HASH HOG:
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: O'Neale Payne for going the wrong way and RUNNING uphill where there was no evidence of any rum shop or other (female) incentive!
(13) HASH SHIT: Chris Peachment for riding around the hash on his motorized bike and telling everyone he wasn't going to tell them which way to go.
(14) DESERTION AWARDS:
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS:
(16) VIRGINS: None. How cum? Dunno. I was told there were none! Pity we love virgins!
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD:
