November 12, 2005
LOCATION: Walkers, St. George
R.A: Don't Have A Shit Yet
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT: Brian "Soft Balls" Stanley, Chris Trotter & George Matthews
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Roger Hart for not selecting an R.A. before the run and just assuming that Don’t Have a Shit Yet would do it.
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING: Maureen Marshall for encouraging June Rogers to cut through the mud.
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING: None.
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING: Andrew Shillinglaw for short "carroting" We don't walk through crops!
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: David Marshall run was too hot, too dry under foot, too many back checks, set by helicopter.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS: Taxi Ted for chatting away while the hare was trying to announce the start of the run.
(7) NO POOFTERS: John Masson for complaining about conditions and how many more hills we have to climb and that there were no rum shops.
(8) NO TROLLOPS: "Wild Woman" Sandra Dookie for getting naked in her car in front of the young girls and Mike "The Baron".
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Wayne "G Spot" Scott and Allan Clarke for trying to confuse people especially visitors with their flyer, having the wrong date for the 20th Anniversary Run. (This was not given)
(10) HASH HERESY:
(11) HASH HOG:
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: Marcia "Short Ass Moses" Kinch for leaving her shoes in water as she was going so fast.
(13) HASH SHIT: Brian Stanley & Chris Trotter for not wearing the shit shirt on today's run
(14) DESERTION AWARDS:
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS: David Marshall: 300. Marcia Kinch: 250.
(16) VIRGINS: Trevor & Jean Gilliespie, Brian & Linda Simpson, James Olsen, Sharon Warne
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD: Francie "China Brush" Ammon though worn on a hash before they washed up like new!
