November 26, 2005
LOCATION: Coles, Frere Pilgrim
R.A: Don't Have A Shit Yet
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT: Damian Pike
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Kevin "Penis Colada" Pulsford for peeing on the trail and telling everyone he was checking. Absent.
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING: Melanie Brock for being on cell phone with John Masson trying to find trail at first check.
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING:
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING: Quinda, Hazel and Andrew Brathwaite for giving out flyers to their run #1160 before those given for run #1159.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Linda Adjemian, John Roberts & John Masson. Start was too easy. Not enough rum shops, too many mud tracks.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS: Young Didier for propping and desecrating the podium.
(7) NO POOFTERS: Lidia Luther for peeking into Sue Worrell's backside to see if she was wearing a "T" string..
(8) NO TROLLOPS: Sue Worrell for boasting of wearing a "g" string and when checked was wearing a "diamond back".
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Claire King for professing to be the World's Number One tennis player. Absent
(10) HASH HERESY: Linda Moore for telling Melanie it is easier to find your way in the London underground than around Barbados especially John's hash.
(11) HASH HOG: Ian Purvis for drinking all of Tracy's water and saying that it tastes like it came from a cow's udder.
(12) SUZUKI AWARD:
(13) HASH SHIT: The Hares for a run that smelled like the shit shirts and Knickers for wearing a black top AGAIN!
(14) DESERTION AWARDS:
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS:
(16) VIRGINS:
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD:
(18) HASH NAME: Linda "Lotta" Hart was re-named "TWO SCREWS"
