November 30, 2005
LOCATION: Silver Sands, Christ Church
R.A: Full Monty
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT:
(1) DISHONOURABLE ACRONYM: Barely Able Bateson for not being able to work out the letters RSS at rum shop. He thought it stood for Recompression Safety Stop
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING:
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING: Rhythm Sister Barbara O'Gorman she was moving as quick as the sounds coming from her walkman.
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING: Mike & Francie for interpreting the route to short cut. (Too much local knowledge)
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Clepto & Knickers. Crappy beach location. Not enough rum shop stops, not enough facilities.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS:
(7) NO POOFTERS: Rob Bateson overheard to say, something, something, "England then on to Bang my cock".
(8) NO TROLLOPS: Jo Gamblin for presenting Two Screws with sex toys. A large green ball and a very phallic looking dog bone.
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Andrew Brathwaite for stating that next Saturday's run starts at 3pm. WRONG!
(10) HASH HERESY:
(11) HASH HOG: Mike Rogers -- hogging the Banks beer.
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: David Wall for always getting Quinda to the runs late.
(13) HASH SHIT: Clepto for taking another good woman out of circulation as they got engaged last week. Congratulations!
(14) DESERTION AWARDS:
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS: Linda Adjemien 100 runs (About time. She's only been hashing for 20 years!)
(16) VIRGINS: Marie McMahon, Vicky Johnson.
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD:
