December 03, 2005
LOCATION: St. John's Church
R.A: Barely Able Bateson
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT:
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Kevin Pulsford for peeing in public and killing a banana plant. Four hands fell off!
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING:
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING: Jax, Mega Bytes, Barely Able & Phil McDermot for helping an old lady with her shopping.
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING: Numerous persons led by "The Baron" Rogers over a field.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Fabulous 5 minus 1 -- no one saw the coloured X's that they told us about at the start not enough hills, slimy stones, crap views, too cold. Good run.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS:
(7) NO POOFTERS: Vaughn Renwick and Roiz Sasua - for going into the church bareback to ask the Vicar if he did gay weddings.
(8) NO TROLLOPS: Melanie Brock "Why do I want boyfriend?" shirt (as she was absent Carey Edghill stood in for her) and Mary Greaves who wanted something long and white to grab onto (Mike Rogers couldn't provide) (as she was absent Sue Smith stood in for her). [Ed. What has happened to our trollops? Don't they hang around for the Down-Downs any more?]
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Mike Griffith for giving out a confused map for next week. Pass Mike's Minimart and then go back and turn right at road before it.
(10) HASH HERESY:
(11) HASH HOG: Rachel Stanley for praedial larceny -- pea picking.
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: Jax for running back up the hill after delivering the old lady's groceries
(13) HASH SHIT: Vaughn Renwick for bringing a friend in a black shirt.
(14) DESERTION AWARDS:
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS:
(16) VIRGINS:
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD:
