December 10, 2005
LOCATION: Dowitcher, Inch Marlow
R.A: "Mega Byte" Worrell
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT: Vaughn Renwick
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT:
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING:
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING:
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING:
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Mike & Pauline Griffith & David Pilgrim. Said the run wasn't long, it wasn't flat, too much flour (put down by teaspoon). Least amount of checks ever (2)
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS:
(7) NO POOFTERS:
(8) NO TROLLOPS: Lidia Luther for getting Dr Dish's "thing" out and Dr Dish for getting it out.
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Chris Peachmnent for arriving late to the hash and telling everyone he was on "Bajan" time today!
(10) HASH HERESY: David Pilgrim for not turning up to set the run because he had to fiddle about in someone's mouth.
(11) HASH HOG: Dr Dish for hogging all the children's toys. (What a toy boy!)
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: Julia Piers. Her baby was the Suzuki awardee - his mum took the award on his behalf. Awarded for doing the hash with out using his legs. Barbara O'Gorman for wearing trainers with what looked like pink springs in the heels.
(13) HASH SHIT: Vaughn Renwick for not wearing his shit shirt on the run. Martyn Smith for changing into a black shirt.
(14) DESERTION AWARDS: Sue & Martyn Smith and Barbara Muzic-Bateson who's off back to Trinidad then will be absconding with Barely Able shortly thereafter.
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS: Linda Moore -- 50th.
(16) VIRGINS: Nick & Sandra Thorne, Andy & Alison Guest, Greg Hopkins, Carl, Julian Gigg, Paul & Jo Lowman, Glynis Crawford. Welcome to the Barbados Hash!
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD: Graham "Dick Doc" MacGeoch
