December 17, 2005 -- Christmas Hash
LOCATION: Damian's House, Philip Drive
R.A: "Megabyte" Worrel
This week's downs downs basically go: Barely Able (7) Biafran (4)
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT: Vaughn Renwick
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Taxi Ted said I should RA. Brought the RA into disrepute - Barely Able (1) for leaving the Barbados hash, Pumpkin didn't come to jury party, Vaughn Hypa Dawg didn't wear his shit shirt.
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING: Barely Able (2) for leaving the Barbados hash. Kevin for leaving the hash.
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING: Barely Able (3) for convincing Kevin to leave the hash. Kevin for leaving the hash.
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING: Dick Doc MacGeoch for short cutting in plain sight of honorable jury.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Biafran (1) and Two Screws. Not Christmasy enough, too much road for a city run, beers too expensive. Setting a check by a `pailin' and a bougainvillea bush.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS: Lydia for calling the "On" wrongly. Barely Able Bateson (4) for leaving the Barbados hash. David Pilgrim for playing such old music and not having any songs later than WW2.
(7) NO POOFTERS: Birthday boy Biafran Hart (2) for wearing his pajamas.
(8) NO TROLLOPS: Ian Putley for kissing and licking the jury's legs & feet. Cheryl "Hello Galore" she's happy to be back in Bim for the sex.
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Biafran (3) for saying it was his birthday.
(10) HASH HERESY: Barely Able (5) for saying that he is leaving the hash.
(11) HASH HOG:
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: Biafran (4) for coming a week too early. Barbara, Rosemary for sitting during the down-downs.
(13) HASH SHIT: Barely Able (6) for crying on the podium, Kevin for trying to sell his out board motor from the podium.
(14) DESERTION AWARDS: Barely Able (7) for leaving the hash. Chris Trotter ex Boozemaster for deserting his post. Kevin for leaving the hash.
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS: David Wall's 50th. Congratulations!
(16) VIRGINS: None. What! No virgins at Christmas. (No wise men either! Ho, Ho, Ho)
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD: Roberto Santos, Joe Whipple, Chris Halsall
