January 7, 2006
LOCATION: Clermont, St. Michael
R.A: Mark Doctoroff
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT:
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Ralf Luther for robbing a child of his ball and dribbling (on) it.
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING:
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING: George Matthews for allowing his K9 to pull him up a hill.
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING: David Smith C&W Marketing... windmill.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Dr Love. There were no bars, undulating topography, not enough containers on site.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS:
(7) NO POOFTERS: John Roberts for carrying a lovely black purse around the hash.
(8) NO TROLLOPS: Rachel for having a love mark "hicky" on the back of her thigh.
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION:
(10) HASH HERESY: Francie for self proclaiming that she is immune from down downs. She is exempt from down downs after making false calls.
(11) HASH HOG:
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: Von Renwick for ...
(13) HASH SHIT: Alex Albret for wearing a black shirt. His mother Christine Holmes also got a down down for not doing his laundry so that he had another shirt to wear.
(14) DESERTION AWARDS:
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS: Mike Rogers: 800. Margaret Foster: 450. Congratulations!
(16) VIRGINS: Kim Rimmington "Sex Slave", Linda Deluca, Mike Deluca, Michael Thompson, Lisa Rennie, Brian Rennie, Nicola Brown.
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD: Brian Rennie.
