January 14, 2006
LOCATION: CGI Tower, Warrens
R.A: Stroke Alone
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT: Alex Albret
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Brian Stanley for arguing about why people were calling the "on" when there was no flour to be seen. (He was standing on it!)
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING: David Wall. He was the gang leader in a serious short cut.
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING: George Matthews for, once again, being pulled up hill by his K9 Ben.
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING: Andrew Shillinglaw. Bad knees and years of denial made him come short.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Chris Halsall and Ryan Blades. First ever underground hash. Not enough tarmac, not enough concrete, not enough marble. Best ever shelter from the rain.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS:
(7) NO POOFTERS:
(8) NO TROLLOPS:
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Ian Putters for letting us know what he IS NOT providing on his hash but omitting to tell us what time it starts and who’s the Hare.
(10) HASH HERESY:
(11) HASH HOG:
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: Taxi Ted for depriving a child of her bicycle and riding around on a "girlie" bike.
(13) HASH SHIT: David Wall for throwing his "deliberate cheating" drink on the sign-in-sheet held by one of the jury members.
(14) DESERTION AWARDS:
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS:
(16) VIRGINS: Steven Conliffe, Peter Doe, Janet Dowding, Rosemarie Kerr, Don Kerr, Alan "Stroke Alone" Bullen, Nicholas Wretman, Rick Hardy, Hazel Cant.
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD:
