January 21, 2006
LOCATION: Westmoreland, St James
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT: David Wall
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Ian Worrell for having an out of date tax disc on his car and depriving Govt. of revenue.
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING: Sandra Dookie for wandering around like a lost person trying to find out who she had bought a beer for (and it wasn't Dookie!)
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING:
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING: Helen Roper for taking a 3 mile short cut on a 4 mile run.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Putters and David Smith. Totally mislead us in their flyer as there were no gullies, very little cow itch, no children to supervise the only thing we did get were the hills. They ordered the rain when they had no shelter and Putters was the only one in a jacket.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS: Quinda & Co. who set a run on New Year's Day but still hadn't taken down the signs.
(7) NO POOFTERS:
(8) NO TROLLOPS:
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Chris Trotter for phoning O'Neale Payne to see if the Chinese at Sheraton Centre was open when O'Neale was on the job with Cheryl in Chicargo.
(10) HASH PRAEDIAL LARCENY: Ryan Blades for "dunking" all the dunks bushes.
(11) HASH HOG: David Leacock for stripping the entire dunks bush including the leaves.
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: Richard Panchet overtook O'Neale and Mike Rogers by taking off his hat, reducing the drag and accelerating past them.
(13) HASH SHIT: Putters for setting the run from a location with no cover from the rain whatsoever in the 'dry season'???? and placing a special order for showers for the afternoon...........(right on queue the precipitation started to tumble from the sky again !!!!!)
(14) DESERTION AWARDS: David Smith off to Jersey, Channel Islands.
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS: Ruth Williams: 450. Go Girl!
(16) VIRGINS: Andy Bangle, Linda Bangle, Tracey Worme, Julianne Gill
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD: Mark Beeston
(18) HASH NAME: David Smith: "Tin Tin". Roberto Dos Santos: "Samba Jamma".
