February 4, 2006
LOCATION: Sugar Museum, Portvale Factory
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT:
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT:
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING:
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING: "Soft Balls" Stanley for not being able to persuade his wife to take down the signs that she put up at CGI Towers four hashes ago so that her two hard back daughters could find their way to the run site.
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT-CUTTING: Francie "China Brush" for announcing that she went on the walker's route, and then professing that she was the first runner in.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Andrew and Susan Shillinglaw. Not enough routes (3 - Runners, Walkers, Stop and Stare) Not enough flour. Calling a frog pond a lily pond, and calling a "grass piece" a meadow. Too much shelter (very much appreciated during rain showers!)
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS: Michael Griffith for deliberately tripping the RA and Chris Cooke-Johnson, who was back with us after 14 months. Vaughn Renwick who was supposed to look after a youth, but while Vaughn was looking for him he was ahead of Vaughn all the time.
(7) NO POOFTERS: Roger Hart for being the Biafran and the only "Man" (???) to wear a rain jacket.
(8) NO TROLLOPS:
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION:
(10) HASH HERESY: Linda Hart for misleading the RA as to the location of today's hash. She put Porter's Factory on the down down sheet which is near Westmoreland and was demolished about twenty years ago!
(11) HASH HOG: Hawl Ass for hogging the walker's route.
(12) SUZUKI AWARD:
(13) HASH SHIT: Sally Miller and Marilyn Simmons for allowing the "virgin" Nicole Ragduin to wear a black shirt to the hash.
(14) DESERTION AWARDS:
(15) CELEBRATION RUNS:
(16) VIRGINS: Helen Luther, Tarek Juman, Nicole Ragduin, Cheryl Andrews, Mike and Carol Verney.
