February 11, 2006
LOCATION: Haymans Old Sugar Factory, St. Peter
LAST WEEK'S HASH SHIT: Sally Millar and Ian Putley who was a two week old shit.
(1) DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT:
(2) DELIBERATE SHORT-CUTTING: Rae Hinchliff for leading a pack of virgins on the main road and not visiting the old country house, which Government has for sale.
(3) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: George "Running Man" and David "Shaggy" seemed to have used the flour and paper from the run two weeks ago. Not enough road. And very good shelter when not raining.
(4) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS:
(5) NO POOFTERS: Nick Patterson for not knowing how to proposition June "Hershey Buns" so he tripped her up instead.
(6) NO TROLLOPS: Alan "Pappa G" Grannum and Margaret "Hot Lips" Foster. Alan asked her for a ride and she said "no problem just let me know where and when" he would like it.
(7) HASH HERESY:
(8) HASH HOG: Ralph Luther and Vaughn "Hyper Dawg" Renwick for hogging the trail and having a sprint race to the finish.
(9) HASH SHIT: Francie "China Brush" Ammon for heckling the RA who did not have a shit yet and Ryan for hiding the virgin whom he claimed was only a hash virgin.
(10) VIRGINS: Dehlia Grosvenor, Kristal Lake, Stella, Nicola, Sandra & Jim Boughton, Rosemary & David Pick.
(11) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD: David Pick.
(12) CELEBRATION RUNS:
