February 25, 2006
LOCATION: Easy Hall Plantation Yard
(1) SKODA AWARD: O'Neil DHASY Payne for having his car break down and having to be towed.
(2) GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY AWARDS: John Masson (Helen Slick Roper standing in), China Brush, Mike The Baron & Jackie Short Tits and Rae Balloon Man Hinchliff. These guys all did the Great Train Hike but did not collect their awards at the end of it.
(3) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Sally Miller, O'Neil Payne and Nigel Horsforth. Too many cart tracks, not enough back checks, no gullies, no mud and not enough cane fires.
(4) NO POOFTERS: Vaughn Hyper Dawg Renwick & Dick Doc MacGeoch. Vaughn and Ralph Luther were chasing each other through the gully like Tarzan and Jane. Dick Doc was admiring marigolds and filigree wood carving on the hash.
(5) NO TROLLOPS: Dr. Dish -- he was waiting for a Virgin, and Chris "If I May" - it was suggested he may be growing his hair "for a woman"...
(6) HASH SHIT: Dr. Dish -- for false reporting. He said that Helen should have made John Masson come to the hash, not stay home watching the rugby. It turned out that John was in Trinidad doing the Carnival Hash playing Mass.
(7) VIRGINS: Clair Garrett, Chris Scheuren, Mary Evans, Diana Lumsden. Welcome to the Barbados Hash!
