April 1, 2006
LOCATION: Palmer's Plantation, St. John
(1) AIDING AND ABETTING: Brian "Soft Balls"
(2) DELIBERATE SHORT CUTTING: Mike "Baron Tongas" for bumming a ride up a hill.
(3) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Roger "Biafran" - no alligators in the swamp; wooden birds.
(4) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS: Damian "Dr. Dish" for not wearing the shit shirt
(5) NO POOFTERS: Joe W. and Steve P. for ambling along the hash as though it were a tea party.
(6) NO TROLLOPS: Mavis and Baby.
(7) HASH HERESY: Avril H. for not seeking permission to approach the jury even though she was invited.
(8) HASH HOG: Nick H. for hogging neighbours for directions and asking all women over 60 "if they knew where it went".
(9) HASH SHIT: Sandra "Wild Woman" and June "Hershey Buns" as seasonal and experienced hashers and no scoop for the down-downs and they even volunteered to be on the jury.
(10) VIRGINS: Mavis & Baby; Nick H., Natasha, Barry B..
(11) CELEBRATION RUNS: Linda "Legs": 100, Quinda "Granny Walnut, Hazel "So Quiet", Mogens T. and Ralf "Half": 200 runs each.
