April 8, 2006
LOCATION: Bucks Ridge, St. Thomas
(1) DELIBERATE SHORT CUTTING: Donald "Duck" and Dave "Fry De Ass"
(2) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Damian "Dr. Dish" and Kevin "Full Monty"
(3) NO TROLLOPS: Michelle G. telling Ryan B. that she would make his every dream come true.
(4) HASH HERESY: Hash Mistress for whining about David giving her respect.
(5) HASH HOG: Ryan B. for hogging the winning position.
(6) HASH SHIT: Kevin "Full Monty" for trying to stitch up his family.
(7) VIRGINS: Maria O., David and Sally R., Paul and Nigel Y.
(8) CELEBRATION RUNS: "Taxi" Ted: 600, Joy "Diva": 250.
