Down-Down List Run No. 1141 August 6 2005
Location: Turners Hall Woods: R.A.: Don’t Have A Shit Yet!
LAST WEEK’S HASH SHIT: Kerry Edghill
(1)DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Hazel Millington, completing two thirds of the run on either her stomach or backside.
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING: Hazel Millington for applying make-up after completing the run, obviously didn’t want anyone to know she took part in the hash.
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING : Cheryl “Hello” Payne, Francie “China Brush” Ammon & Linda “Lotto” Hart for offering the RA a ride back from the water stop, because they were afraid they would get lost.
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING : Roger “The Biafran” Hart found a short cut on a run where there were no possibilities whatsoever, and doing it in front of a jury member.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Cheryl “Hello” Payne, Francie “China Brush” Ammon Quinda “Grannie” Wall & Mel “The Local” good valet parking, excellent coverage in case of rain, run to flat, but a very good run, though blood expensive.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS: Rose Hategekimana for not having proper trainers and shouting “honey you have to help me, because my pumps don’t have any grip”.
(7) NO POOFTERS: Lionel “Chest Of Semen” Jones for asking “Hot Lips” to show him how to blow his horn.
(8) NO TROLLOPS: Andrea Puckering for running the trail on the walker’s route with all her bun at the door.
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Francie”China Brush” Ammon, for spreading rumors about a wild hog and it’s young ones (NOT GIVEN)
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: Michelle Green, Hazel “Hazel Nut” Layne and Lydia “R U” Luther accepting a ride up the hill in A47. O’Neale “Don’t Have A Shit Yet” Payne arriving back in “Liana”’.
(13) HASH SHIT: Michelle Greene, Hazel “Hazel Nut” Layne, for trying to bribe the jury member who saw them accepting the ride in A471 Christian Gibbs for not buying new trainers for his “Honey” and one Jury member who was not fast enough on the draw in providing drinks.
(15 ) CELEBRATION RUNS: Ina Putley 150, Mark Doctorov 250 and Claudius “Little Red Riding Hood” Cox 150 runs. Congrats!
(16) VIRGINS: Steve Leach, Lionel “Chest Of Semen” Jones, Astrid Ellie, Mel, and Trevor & Angela Durham.
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD: Astrid Ellie wearing new trainers on the hash.
Down-Down List Run No. 1140 August 2 2005
Location: GINGER BAY ST. PHILIP: R.A.: Don’t Have A Shit Yet.
LAST WEEK’S HASH SHIT: June “Nigger Pepper” Clarke
(1)DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Mike “The Baron” Rogers stopping at a rum shop to drink “STAG”
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING : Quinda “Grannie” Wall refusing to run but short cutted direct to the bar.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Marc “Santa Claus” Doctorov, Francois, Pumpkin and Vera “The German” What a torch of a run! Too bloody cold and too much desert, but as they say quite a good run.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS: Rob “Barely Able” Bateson, Could’nt do the RA jod as he was not prepared maybe he was eating too much “Bacon.” The tummy doesn’t lie.
(7) NO POOFTERS: Ian Lomas seeing so many fine asses around decided to play it safe and touch up the paint on the road and arguing it was flour.
(8) NO TROLLOPS: June Rogers for selling herself as cheap as $10.00 and allowing the other trollop June “Nigger Pepper” Clarke to encourage her to do it.
(11) HASH HOG : Michelle for hogging Dave’s axe, without axing whose axe it is.
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: Roger “The Dodger” Hart flying the Bee Wee planeafter jump starting it, inorder to arrive on time for today’s run.
(13) HASH SHIT: Kerry Edghill for doing the dog on the poor gentleman in the wheel chair. Well done Kerry as the said gentleman ewas later seen strolling around. Maybe the wuk up did the trick.
(16) VIRGINS: Richard, Claire & Sam Pantichef, Joanna & Louise Matthews, B”illy Zaidi, Sar, Jezebel & Idris Hilliers.
Location: Bathsheba Community Centre
R.A.: O’Neale “Don’t Have A Shit Yet” Payne
LAST WEEK’S HASH SHIT: Damian “Dr Dish” Pike & June “Hershey Buns” Clarke
(1)DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT: Christian Gibbs for tripping his finance because she was tripping over Chris “The Big Man”
(2) DELIBERATE CHEATING: Sue Worrell for cheating James out of his breadfruit, leaving James with breadfruitless soup.
(3) AIDING AND ABETTING : Quinda “Grannie Walnut” Wall for using the walkie talkie to inform her hubby about which trail to take.
(4) DELIBERATE SHORT- CUTTING : Mary “Star Trek” Greaves and Roseanne, refusing to take the path back to school, but preferred to take the rum shop trail.
(5) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES: Margaret “Hot Lips” Foster and her twins Stacey & Jenna Brian “Soft Balls” Stanley. Not enough inclines and the coast line not rugged enough, but a very interesting & challenging run.
(6) NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS: June “Hershey Buns” Clarke for not wearing the shit shirt on the run.
(7) NO POOFTERS: Tracy Krumpak, for admiring the ass’s ass by exclaiming “Oh what a lovely ass that ass has”
(8) NO TROLLOPS: Michelle Green, for dragging Wayne “G Spot” Scott into the bushes and only came out after everyone had passed. She was overheard sating Scotty I like the way you do it.
(9) FOMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: David Marshall “Three Parts” Marshall for advertising on the net close cut lawn mowers on his head
(10) HASH HERESY: Katherine for enquiring how old is the “RA” advocating to her friends that he is an old man.
(11) HASH HOG : Chris “Big Man” Trotter for hogging Christian Gibbs’ finance pretending to aid the damsel in distress, but took over an hour to bring her from a mile out.
(12) SUZUKI AWARD: None
(13) HASH SHIT: Lance, Anthony & Rogers for all wearing black shirts on the run.
(15 ) CELEBRATION RUNS: Christine “Grumpy” De Beauville 50 runs and
George”Running Man” Medford 250 runs. Congrats!
(16) VIRGINS: Rhia Moore & Danielle Ward. Welcome you lasses.
(17) RICHARD APPLEBEE AWARD: Averil, wearing new trainers
RUN NUMBER: 1135 SILVER SANDS, CHRISTCHURCH.
DOWN DOWNS – 2 ND July 2005
DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT – George Matthews for talking in the news about something called the Building Code and not mentioning the hash. David Smith for justifying increased charges for phone land lines
DELIBERATE SHORT CUTTING – The ex Hash Master JC and June – live for today, not for tomorrow.
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES – Kevin Harrison & Damian Pike .
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS – David Wall for driving up to the start in his Jeep but making Quinda walk with the hash gear!
FORMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION – Goldilocks -Lady Cowdenbeath for saying that she never enters into Trinidad hash gossip but she and June didn’t stop for the whole hash picking the bones out of everybody.
HASH SHIT – Stella Mathews (Is this a matter of keep it in the family!) for letting her dog lick her ice cream when the RA had just seen it licking it’s arse!
VIRGINS – Anthony Sweetman, Emily Robson, Andrea Puckering, Oliver Worrell, Robert Jupp, James MacFarlane. Welcome to the Barbados Hash!
RUN NUMBER: 1134 FARLEY HILL, ST PETER
DOWN DOWNS – 25 TH JUNE, 2005
R.A.KEVIN “FULL MONTY” HARRISON
LAST WEEKS HASH SHIT – Brian Stanley, O’Neale Payne, Alan Grannum, Robert Mahy.
DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT – Quinda “Granny Walnut” Wall for arriving late and not being able to distribute the shirts
DELIBERATE CHEATING – . Chris “Tall Man” Peachment for running through an X.
DELIBERATE SHORT CUTTING – Meha & Tracy Krumpak
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES – June “Hershey Buns” Clarke & Vaughn “Hyper Dawg” Renwick. Too flat, not enough hyroglyphics and confusing the hounds with “star of David” checks.
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS –. Sandra Hollingsworth for having her photo in the Nation with a nice write-up on the florists where she works with no mention of the hash.
NO POOFTERS – And, yet again….. Damian “Dr Dish” Pike for carrying a gallon water pack on his back and complaining for the weight of it and adding performance enhancing juices to it
SUZUKI AWARD – Leo (the dog) Krumpak for dragging his master from start to finish of the hash.
HASH SHIT – Nigel Allen for getting married yesterday and coming to the hash alone, leaving his new wife by the pool. Steve “Dr Love” Robertson for arriving at hash at 6:10pm with hash coolers! And wearing the Hog Shirt from last week without doing the run.
VIRGINS – Simon Elliot & Carol “Moo” Elliot (P2H3 Cambodia Hash) Nigel Avon, Stephen Kenion, Sophie Young, Gail Belgrave, Kristina Hinds, Dahlia Gibson, Cherly Hinds
RUN NUMBER: 1131 SURF SONG, WELLHOUSE, ST PHILIP.
DOWN DOWNS – 4 th June 2005
R.A. ROB “BARELY ABLE” BATESON (soon to be no more!)
DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT – Damian Pike for swaning off to The Dominican Republic last weekend to have a hashing good time and leaving the hash devoid of money, pouch, tickets, etc.
DELIBERATE CHEATING – Mikey Ammon for faking an inju red ankle to get out of running today.
AIDING AND ABETTING – Bob & Joy Chambers for always being in radio contact during the run.
DELIBERATE SHORT CUTTING – Everyone except me!
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES – Bob “The Builder” and Miles “The Canadian Flying Fish”. Set by Land Rover. Set with dough balls not flour. Not enough shelter. Terrible view.
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS – Debbie “The Innocent” was trussed up for this because she never does anything wrong. The rest of the has is guilty of no longer calling the “On” on runs and Debbie took the fall for you lot!
NO POOFTERS – O’Neale Payne for winging all through the run about the rain,the mud, etc. Stand-in for this award was Donald Duncan who took it in good grace. After all it was a free beer.
NO TROLLOPS – Ian Putter for having a team of girl rugby players all stay at his house. He left his bedroom door unlocked but no-one joined him in the night. Damian Pike was the stand-in for this award.
HASH HOG – Kevin Duckham for having his own picnic on the hash and not sharing his goodies with anyone.
SUZUKI AWARD – Tracey Krumpak and Pete for being the only people to run the whole of the correct course.
HASH SHIT – I awarded this to myself due to the fact that I should know better, as an ex RA, than to plan my wedding on a hash Saturday! I was “Ably” berated by ex RA Bob “The Builder”
VIRGINS – Gabriel Dash, Rosemary Klein, Martin Hunte, Jeannie Busby
RUN NUMBER: 1129 SUNBURY PLANTATION, ST PHILIP
DOWN DOWNS – 21 st May 2005
R.A. ANGELA MacGEOCH
DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT – Ralph Luther for not taking down his friend Haul Ass’s signs
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES – Alan “Pappa G” Grannum & Nikki. No directions to Run – Saving paper. No invitations to Sunbury wedding in progress – Offering protection from Hashers. Showing generosity of spirit to latecomers by starting the Hash 10mins late. Encouraging environmental awareness by taking us by a stinky dump. Encouraging thriftiness by using very little flour on the run. What is it with all these good deeds? Hey! The Hash is no Sunday School!!!
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS – Dave Sterling for arriving after 4pm. -with coolers full of melted ice!.
NO POOFTERS – Roger Bryan for shaking his flowers for all to see on national TV. Thankfully he did not mention the Hash!
NO TROLLOPS – Lyndsey Block for enticing an innocent, Rob, into her vehicle, and showing him her I-PAWS behind locked doors and tinted windows.
FORMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION – Man U fans: That Man U would win the Cup!!! Ha! Damian Pike took the fall cause he’s English (poor thing) and born near to Manchester (well, near enough!).
HASH HERESY: No-one’s calling the “On” these days! Not even our best caller - June Rogers. If we can’t hear June calling, what do you expect? So, June got done for this misdemeanor.
HASH HOG – Francie Ammon for swilling fermented, disgusting cheap home made hog’s brew.
SUZUKI AWARD – Simon’s father-in-law for taking a Suzuki taxi back to camp half way through the Run.
HASH SHIT - The South African for shitty behaviour – bringing his cricket team into our backyard to disgrace ours!
VIRGINS – Adam Hunt Charlotte Hunt Kim Tatum Don Puma. Welcome to the Barbados Hash.
RUN NUMBER: 1125 CHURCH YARD, MAXWELL COAST RD.
DOWN DOWNS – 2 ND MAY 2005
R.A. BOB THE BUILDER CHAMBERS
LAST WEEKS HASH SHIT – Ross Parker. Did he pay his 2 tickets to the bar?
DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT – Christine Holmes for listening to the Hares and not providing water/beer stop in her yard. Don’t mind there was lots of seawater to come!
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES – Lotta & Biafran. No “On In” (hosed away by concerned property owner suspecting voodoo at work!) Set by car, evidence produced (a car license plate. Great protestations from the hares who NEVER set or recce by car!) Still found guilty.
NO TROLLOPS – Stella Matthews for her poster girl wet t-shirt look on the hash.
HASH HERESY: Christine Holmes for directing June Rogers away from the swim in the sea and telling her to go through the “X”
HASH HOG – Sammy for having his own picnic on another section of the beach and not sharing the contents of his cooler with the hash.
SUZUKI AWARD – George Medford for doing a one and a half hour run before coming to the hash.
HASH SHIT – O’Neal Payne for wanting to sit through the down downs and actually asking the R.A. if it would be all right. He, in turn, passed it on to Bob Chambers for having muddied up the podium at Saturday’s hash and bringing it to this run with hard, dried mud over the sponsor’s logoRUN NUMBER: 1124 GUN HILL, ST GEORGE.
DOWN DOWNS - 30 th April 2005
R.A. BOB THE BUILDER CHAMBERS
LAST WEEKS HASH SHIT – Victor “Little Shit”
DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT – Helen Turner for allowing her son to climb the tower and almost making it to the top. Christian Gibbs for allowing his daughter to go around wearing the R.A.’s wig.
DELIBERATE SHORT CUTTING – Pat Stanley. The hash has photographic evidence of her going through an “X” and smiling for the camera.
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES – Damian Pike & Ian Lomas. Supplying us with the largest lightening rod in Barbados and yes, we had thunder today! Not enough mud. Too much shelter and two “On In’s”
NO POOFTERS – Christian Gibbs for sheltering from the rain under a pink & white umbrella.
NO TROLLOPS – Paul Mullard for wearing a tutu.
FORMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION –
HASH SHIT – Ross Parker for volunteering his better half for the award.
CELEBRATION – Dead Animal and Foxy Lady of the Montreal Hash celebrated their 10 th Anniversary. Congratulations.
VIRGINS – Anderson Hope, Lesmore Paul, Ross Parker, Fiona Canty, Carmel Lowry, Scott Pearce, Margaret Spencer, Anderson Hope, Ian Hepher, Sheila Davidson
BH3 Run # 1122 – Saturday 23rd April – Newcastle , St John
Last weeks shits : Mike Rogers – represented by June
Dishonourable misconduct : Joy & Vita Chambers, June Rogers – before the start of the hash they were all playing with someone else’s puppies.
Deliberate cheating : Diane Clarke, Joy Chambers – obtaining a lift in the back of a pick up, then asked the driver for sexual favours who instantly stopped the pick up and threw them off !
Deliberate conflagrations – Donald, Nigel and Glen who torched the side of a hill to aid with the setting of the trail. The hash had no good views and went through far to many built up areas but was on reflection a great hash !
No Trollops – Cheryl Paynewho appea red to be most taken with Pikeys nipples and tried to hang her cap on them.
Misleading & inaccurate information – Christian Gibbs – who posted the wrong phone numbers for 2 committee members. The numbers were in fact a sex chat line. Upon double checking the contact numbers were indeed the correct phone numbers of Damien and Quinda
Suzuki Award: Lily, Christy Anne, Rose – three young ones setting a rapid pace finishing in the first 15 and showing a clean pair of heels to many a seasoned (old) hasher. They did very well despite during the down downs spitting Coke all over the RA and the able assistants.
Hash Shit : Vaughan Renwick – 1) wanting every snitch to get a down down like they did in the old days when the hash had proper RA’s, 2) supporting South Africa in the cricket.
Desertion : Christine (doctor) returns to the UK to after several hashes and only a single session with the Doc
Virgins: Julie Dash, Martha & Christopher Henken, Rose Gemmill, Maguerite French, Michael Plenty.
RUN NUMBER: 1121 CARLTON HOUSE, ST JAMES – 16 th April 2005
LAST WEEKS HASH SHIT – Absent. On the film set!
DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT – Vaughn Renwick for ignoring the flour and making up his own route.
DELIBERATE CHEATING – Rene deBeauville for getting a lift in a pick up truck.
AIDING AND ABETTING – Brian Stanley for being accused of placing an advert in the newspaper saying he was a healthy Englishman in need of shelte red housing and would prefer a lady 55-65 years to assist as companion/supervisor.
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES – Lidia Luther and Jorge. The view was awful. Not enough cow itch. Being too Germanic (extra bossy today!) Far too much classical music.
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HOUNDS – Francie Ammon for not scratching the itch. Ruth Williams for breaking her arm in three places in her sleep!
NO POOFTERS – Damian Pike for having a severe leakage problem from his back passage.
NO TROLLOPS – Lindsay Block for always arriving at hash with a dozen or so South African men.
FORMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION – Paul Mullard for trying to stitch up his entire family and anyone else he knew on the hash.
HASH HERESY: Mike Griffith for sitting and lying all over the sacred podium.
HASH SHIT – Mike Rogers for stealing his son’s bicycle and making him push Mike the last 100m of the hash.
VIRGINS – Margarita Gibson, Claire Jackson, Adam Jackson, Wendy Harp, Glen Springer
DESERTION – Rae & Jacky Hinchlife
RUN NUMBER: 1120 ORANGE HILL, ST PETER– 9 th April 2005
LAST WEEK’S HASH SHIT – Mark Doctoroff
DISHONOURABLE MISCONDUCT – Christian Gibbs for riding on a cane trailer and stealing cane.
DELIBERATE SHORT CUTTING – Diane Clarke who stupidly admitted short cutting to “Putters” after the run.
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIES BY HARES – Tracy and Miha Krumpack and Karen Reed. Not enough cane fields, not enough coastal views and not enough breeze.
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTIEDS BY HOUNDS – Rob Bateson deliberately arrived late not knowing where he’d come or where he’d been though happy to relieve the bar of a few beers while everyone else was out on the run.
NO TROLLOPS – Tracy Krumpack for deliberately provoking the male members of the jury by bending down in front of tem to remove beers from the cooler.
NO POOFTERS – Dr. Love, when receiving his Suzuki shirt he had his shorts pulled down to reveal a pair of silky purple underpants.
FORMENTING LIBELOUS AND SLANDEROUS INFORMATION – Linda Hart. Someone paid her a compliment saying she looked far too young to need Botox and she was heard to say the she could put Dr. Love out of business.
HASH HERESY – Lidia Luther for trying to bribe the R.A. by offering to babysit Johnnie Ginger for at least two weeks if he forgot that she was wearing new shoes.
SUZUKI AWARD – Dr. Love for arriving late to the hash and being seen by the jury coming over the horizon to the On In at least half an hour after everyone else.
HASH SHIT – Ian Hutchinson for coming back from tax exile in St Vincent and lauding his ”Parrots of the Caribbean” prima donna status on poor unsuspecting hasher ( June Clarke) by throwing flour over her.
